meladoodle:

Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro

pixelgay:

*hangs out in frat houses waiting to get gangbanged*

same
stephwxy:

Same here

dildotho:

one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet

cumdurnp:

teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people

me:image